So lately, there has been a lot of talk about the world as we know it coming to an end. There are a lot of people with this evidence and that evidence, Nostradamus this, Mayan calendar that.
Here’s my take on it.
There are two potential outcomes when it comes to this.
1.) It’s not true. If this [...]

Damn man, been awhile since my last post, so I guess it’s time to spin some tales regarding life, lunacy, and the pursuit of happiness.
First off I should say that things are making sense in a way they never have before. For years I never felt like I was part of anything. I was always [...]

What’s this!? The pirate making two posts in one day!?
Anyway, I wanted to update everyone on the work situation. I’ve been bustin my butt recently to get my credit repair company up and running, and lately, that has meant doing all the webdesign myself.
Well the company is doing well, and as for the site, I [...]

So Nikki and I finally took the plunge yesterday and got tattoos together, and if you haven’t gathered it yet, they friggen hurt. Think about it people, you’re using a needle to jam ink into your skin at a rate of around 3000 punctures per minute (at least that’s the rate according to a site [...]

Yarr! Tis another post from the 7 seas of Chicago!
Basically this posting is about a wonderful prank we pulled last night.
But first! A bit of backstory.
Nikki’s dad was living a block down the street from us for some time (who the fuck moves a block away from the woman who divorced him?). Anyway, while he [...]

Ok, I’ve started this post with about 9 different intros, and none of them work, so fuck an intro. I’ll just launch straight into it.
I have been starting a business with a couple guys to do credit repair for people. This is all cool, and I am a minority partner in the business. The basic [...]

Here I sit,
Broken-hearted,
I thought I might…
Wait… hold up. Not where I intended for this to go.
So, here’s an update on the world as I know it.
I have decided that working for a living is one of the most foolish ways to make money in this country. I have been awakened to a new way of [...]

This is Dr. Kahn:
So, as this is my first post here, I feel I should introduce myself.

First off, my name is Rob. I also have been known to go by a variety of aliases, most notably Scruffy Beard the Pirate. I, like most internet addicted fools, do have a MySpace page, which contains a ridiculous [...]