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	<title>Oh Wait! Nope, There It Goes...</title>
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		<title>The perfect shit storm</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The air thickens to that of a thin sheet or blanket, then it starts whipping about, like it&#8217;s either offering protection or attempting to smother you. Then you smell it, the scent you can&#8217;t quite discern, it&#8217;s almost pleasant, but definitely not putrid, slowly it gathers til you can nearly taste it and make it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dreaming of Satan in My Mirror</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I had the most fucked up and awesome dream ever! I had paid behemoth to fly to Indiana and play at the Murat (no I don&#8217;t know how I got that kind of dough, but in the dream it was $25k cash and I paid it to them backstage after the show), and then for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good Days, Slow Nights…</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Friendships are frail and interpersonal relationships break all too easily. I’m making new friends, broadening my social circle as it were. The downside being that as I grow as a human being, I’m leaving some old friends in the dust. Not intentionally, just a crevice that was always between us grew to a canyon. Be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fairytale Bullshit</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There is no happy ever after, but I think I&#8217;m doing a better job of going after my share of the pie this year. I&#8217;m on OkCupid trying to be more social and out there, I&#8217;m setting all social interaction, with new friends, family, and old friends too, at a higher priority than anything else. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Princess and The Pea</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I see you girl,
Moving from bed to bed
Still can&#8217;t find the right fit
No Sealy sleep pad
No memory foam
They don&#8217;t remember you.
And after you leave, neither do you
Your like a princess, and the pea
You keep stacking up the beds, hoping that
Some amount of padding will save you from the pain, oh the pain&#8230;
But it won&#8217;t, you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Odysseux &#8211; where for art thou mustache?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So there’s this guy I know, let’s call him Mario for this instance. Regardless what you call him, he’s a chemistry teacher, he’s half Jordanian, he was baptized in the river Jordan, and yet for some reason, he thinks the most interesting thing about him is a patch of facial hair on his upper lip.
I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>…So I Can Call Up an Old Friend and Tell Him We’re Finally Even</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dessa, one of my favorite artists, recently released a new album, it’s called “A Badly Broken Code”, it’s amazing. Anyways, on it, there is a song titled “Mineshaft II”. It starts out, “15 years from tonight you have to make a decision, the greatest love of your life is gonna call during dinner, from the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poetry Chicks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If I sit and wish
In one hand and
Then squat and
Shit in the other&#8230;
The latter might
Get warm and full
But the hunger,
Oh the hunger&#8230;
Only to satiate
Never to give up
Never to hate
On the one hand&#8230;
On the one hand
Which once seemed
Empty and desolate
Will reside them&#8230;
They that will be
The friends and aquaintances
The lovers and family
Carrying my belongings
A peddled suitcase
Filled with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Epoch has come….</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s time for a change in my life, my physical appearance, my vehicle, my job, my living arrangement, who I am as a person, something’s going to change in the next year, and in the first part of it. Living the way I have is simply insufficient, dull, and dumb. It seems I’ve given up [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.yourmomisopenfor.biz/?p=188</link>
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		<title>The End of the World, as foretold by a rum-drunken Pirate</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So lately, there has been a lot of talk about the world as we know it coming to an end. There are a lot of people with this evidence and that evidence, Nostradamus this, Mayan calendar that.
Here&#8217;s my take on it.
There are two potential outcomes when it comes to this.
1.) It&#8217;s not true. If this [...]]]></description>
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