Boy, last year was a doozy wasn’t it? I mean if I could describe how I felt about last year I’d say it’s someone I’d want to anally rape, and not to get off, just to teach it not to fuck with me again.
I graduated from college, we managed to elect the first black man [...]

All my life up until this point I’ve only had two types of relationships, those of the familial type, and those of the friendly type. However, last night I acquired a girlfriend *cue get item sound from zelda*.
So new things are abound for me in this upcoming new year, hopefully all goes well and it’s [...]

Posted via Pixelpipe.

Who would have thought ambidexterity would have actually come in handy at any point?
So I got so bored at work tonight that I decided it would be a good idea to try and repaint my nails. Suffice it to say that was a bad fucking idea, now there is nail polish everywhere, due to me [...]

So let the blood run freely in our roads! Apparently there has been roughly 30,000 wrecks in crawfordsville alone this night, and for what? All just because aloof the ice rain, snow, and other precipitation we’ve been receiving finally solidified like almost everyone knew it would.
Also, on the downside, with all these roads more iced [...]

And by genocide I mean the millions of my potential children that die on your daughters face every night!
By phone sex I mean my new iPhone 3G that I want to fuck the shit out of.
And I am doing all of this from work on my new iPhone, because I am so bored…