So you know how I said I didn’t foresee me and what’s her face splitting again any time soon?
Clearly I was wrong!
She stayed the past week at her ex-husbands to take care of her kids, I was cool with that, I even picked them up food a couple times and hung out there because I [...]

So, true to my promises I will start off my postings with one about good ol’ alk e hol. This last weekend i was privileged to partake in some fine Japanese alcohol called Shōchū (pronounced show chew). it is a native Japanese alcohol and typically contains 25% alcohol by volume (making it weaker than whisky [...]

Holy-ass! Might I actually be writing for a blog that someone might read? Well, if thats the case ill put mah good-face on (shlurp!?!) So yeah, James pretty much summed everything up in his oh-so-cute post about me, however I will reiterate some of the more important things.

James and I…yeah…were huge.
Two Kids
Married
Fluent in retard, english, [...]

I am back with Shawnda, I am far too lazy to speculate on the reasoning behind her 2 day hiatus from us, but we are back together and I don’t forsee that shit happening again any time soon.
Ummm… Titties, that’s pretty much all I have to say about that.

We have a new member of the blog, my friend Josh Miller. I first met this massive piece of man meat back in fourth grade on a field trip all of the really smart kids got to go on. It was a trip through all of the historic sites of Indiana. Needless to say, we [...]

Ain’t that about a bitch, a week after writing one of the happiest posts of my life, the one about me getting a girlfriend, it’s over.
Like game over, over.
Guess now I can go back to being the cold heartless bastard you’ve all grown to hate again…
War, hate, and godlessness