This is my current resume for those that are curious, just follow the read link…

So, I am still jobless from quitting Citgo, but I have managed to move from Crawfordsville to another, smaller, shittier town roughly 13.9 miles away according to Google Maps. We are actually still moving, but our old house is empty, and we are living and fully connected from the new house.

You are in fact both living and dead just like Schrödinger’s cat. See what you get for your curiosity? Sadly your relationships are all likely equally stale, this is why marriage and monogamy in general are stupid ideas, when you get bored, and you will, you should move on.