So you know how I said I didn’t foresee me and what’s her face splitting again any time soon?

Clearly I was wrong!

She stayed the past week at her ex-husbands to take care of her kids, I was cool with that, I even picked them up food a couple times and hung out there because I understood that family came first.

What I didn’t understand was that at the end of a week they’d decide to give it another go and she’d throw me to the side again but that’s what happened.

One of these days I might find some bitch capable of loving me as much as I do them, and then I’ll cut her fucking heart out and eat it!

Until then the perfect sacrifice, me, the virgin Virgo, will return to his normal heartless self