So there’s this guy I know, let’s call him Mario for this instance. Regardless what you call him, he’s a chemistry teacher, he’s half Jordanian, he was baptized in the river Jordan, and yet for some reason, he thinks the most interesting thing about him is a patch of facial hair on his upper lip.

I have another friend that is physically closer, similar mindset though, he has a good job (about $60k a year, which for Crawfordsville, IN is damned good), a bright red sports car (A 2004 Pontiac GTO which he bought brand new), and his own house (technically it’s a mansion that was converted into 5 apartments, all of which he owns, well, pays the mortgage on, and one of which he resides ing) and he thinks this is sufficient to get him laid.

It is not, and here is why: you need to be interesting and capable of communication on a personal level before you’ll ever make with the physical sans some sort of financial transaction.

So there it is, that’s my opinion…